Papal Address to Muslim Leaders and Diplomats

After the Pope's unsuccessful attempt at "Irish Diplomacy", perhaps the most sensible response to this tiresome and perpetual complaint is for the Pope to ignor it and for Catholics to start demanding some apologies ourselves.

Next time someone raises this issue with me, I might demand an apology. After all, the Vicar of Christ trumps all of the prophets. Does Mohammed have the power to bind and loose heaven? The Pope does.

Or maybe, I'll just borrow a line from "Charlie and The Chocolate Factory":
"You really shouldn't mutter. I can't hear you when you mutter".